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chano
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 Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2006 2:34 am Post subject: joke joke joke!! |
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wow!
saya naman d2. may place din para sa jokes....
i have a joke.... 
Paano daw makipag break angn isang christian?? in english christian Breakup lines.
1. "I'm sorry, I've found someone more spiritual."
2. "I'm sorry, it's just not God's will."
3. "I feel called to the ministry_very soon and very far from you as soon as possible."
4. "I'm sorry, it could never work. I'm a sanguine and you're a phlegmatic."
5. "God loves me and must have a better plan for my life."
6. "You know, I feel like I'm dating my brother."
7. "At least I got a lot out of our Bible studies together."
8. "You need someone with lower standards."
9. "I think we should just be prayer partners."
10. "I do love you, but it's just agape now"
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chano
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Assignment
Josh: Kumusta ang assignment?
Ricardo: Masama. Wala akong nasagutan. Blank paper ang ipinasa ko.
Josh: Naku, ako rin! Paano ‘yan? Baka isipin nila, nagkopyahan tayo?! |
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chano
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Kodigo
Nahuling may kodigo ang estudyante...
Titser: Ano ito?
Estudyante: Prayer ko po, Ma'am!
Titser: Bakit answers lang ang nakasulat?
Estudyante: Naku, salamat po! Sinagot pala ang prayers ko! |
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chano
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Skul bukol jokes!
Class... what is?
Teacher: Ricky 3+1?
Ricky:4 po mam
teacher:Very good! ikaw naman Alex, 3+1?
alex:ayan! ayan! pag mahirap ang sa akin na!
teacher - jess spell goat?
jess - (iniisip pa ang bawat letra) G-O-...
teacher - Can you spell it faster?
jess - Meeehhhh, meeehhh.
teacher - who can give a question then translate it to filipino?
romeo - my teacher is intelligent, isn't she?
teacher - very good very nice example. okey! can you translate it in filipino?
romeo - ang guro ko ay matalino, matalino nga ba?
teacher - rico, please use the word Fact three times in a sentence.
rico - (nag-isip nang malalim bago sumagot) mam as a matter of fact, the birds cannot fly without fact fact
teacher - ang pag-aaralan natin bukas ay tungkol sa katapatan,kaya basahin ninyo ang chapter 12 ng inyong aklat.
students - yes mam!
Kinabukasan.
teacher - binasa ba ninyo ang chapter 12 ng inyong aklat?
students - (sabaysabay) Yes mam!
teacher - yan ang sinasabi ko sa inyo dapat talaga maturuan kayo ng pagiging matapat para sa inyong kaalaman walang chapter 12 ang inyong aklat
teacher - john do you know Jose rizal?
john - no mam
teacher - Ikaw pat?
Pat - no mam!
teacherHindi niyo ba talaga kilala si Jose Rizal?
alvin - mam baka sa kabilang section siya!
teacher - galing tayo kay adam at eve
student - hindi mam! ang sab ng tatay ko galing daw tayo sa unggoy.
teacher - tumahimik ka dyan! we are not talking about your family. |
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chano
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| Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 12:46 pm Post subject: |
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Beauty without Intelligence...
dun sa bukidnon may isang beauty contest...
merong isang pinaka maganda na contestant at napasok xa sa top 5. dun sa top5 ay may question and answer portion... pina slang niya ang pag sabi at bumunot siya ng papel kung sino ang judge. Ang napili niya ay si judge number 4...
Judge: what can you say about the violence of your barangay?
Contestant: Well sir, thats a very good question...
i cannot even play a guitar how much more a violence...
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icebox89
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Sinong character sa bible ang anak ng isang madre..?
hmm...
So what? wahahahaha
si Joshua son of Nun
ang korny |
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chano
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wahahahah!  |
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